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Hello My name is Jeff
i am a man and i am 420 years old and i was born on september 11th 1337.
i was strolling thru dorrito desert and i was out of mountain. dew and i was about to die elthough i had water, it was against my belifs because its part of my tumblr sexuality i can only drink mountain dew.
anywhey i was bout 2 die when i died but a euphoric l00king man revied me and ran off i managed 2 get this picture of him before he revived by while i was ded